The Message: Important Kitty Litter Questions Answers

Now we know why Grumpy Cat is in such a bad mood:

Here is the scoop: Clay litter is strip-mined; clumping litter is strip-mined and clumps in the lungs of your cat; organic litter doesn’t really biodegrade; and silica gel litter requires solid waste flushing, which spreads toxoplasma gondii into the water supply, infecting oysters, the beloved food of the joyful sea otter, so playful and sleek and, now, dead.

Cats are the pet equivalent of Exxon.