because the Van Patten Brothers are so....head strong!
During the third season of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Joel at Bots watched edited episodes of the early TV show The Master. During that episode they performed one of the best bits in the programs history. The Master Ninja Theme Song.In honor of that episode, I present a Ring Tone of the song.
The file is an Mp3, you can than convert it to whatever format your phone uses.